Sometimes you just need a quick laugh – like this:
1. You cannot hide fat.
2. You cannot see your ears without a mirror.
3. You cannot breathe through your nose while sticking your tongue out.
4. You just tried number 3 .
6. When you tried number 3 you realized it is possible, but you looked like a dog.
7. You just chuckled, or at least you smiled.
8. You skipped number 5.
9. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
10. You cannot count your hair.
11. Mean people pass more gas than the rest of us. Really.
12. Not only can you not hide fat, you cannot hide stupid. They will both show themselves.
Come on, that’s pretty light-hearted. It’s okay to laugh. This world is taking things far too seriously.